“You are so exasperating!” she yells.
“And you are *insert gibberish word that ends in ‘balistic’ here* he calmly replies. Poker faced at that.
“Whaa?! That isn’t even a word!”
“Neither is yours.”
“It is too! Exasperating – To make very angry or impatient; annoy greatly. What does yours mean? Hunh? Hunh!?”
“Telllllll! What does your word mean?
“Oh I know.” she says. “It means sweet, cute and adorable, no?”
“No, it means the exact opposite.”
And her heart melts into a puddle. Just like the time she got all mushy after he told her she looked like a poodle after washing her hair. She grins happily.
“Sigh. It was an insult. Not a compliment. Wimmin!”